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im to lazy to write a whole blog post so heres some lyrics



One hand on this wily comet,
Take a drink just to give me some weight,
Some uber-man I'd make,
I'm barely a vapor

They shone a chlorine light on,
A host of individual sins,
Let's carve my aging face off,
Fetch us a knife,
Start with my eyes,
Down so the lines,
Form a grimacing smile,

Close your eyes to corral a virtue,
Is this fooling anyone else?
Never worked so long and hard,
To cement a failure,

We can blow on our thumbs and posture,
But the lonely is such delicate things,
The wind from a wasp could blow them,
Into the sea,
With stones on their feet,
Lost to the light and the loving we need,

Still to come,
The worst part and you know it,
There is a numbness,
In your heart and it's growing,

With burnt sage and a forest of bygones,
I click my heels,
Get the devils in line,
A list of things I could lay the blame on,
Might give me a way out,

But with each turn,
It's this front and center,
Like a dart stuck square in your eye,
Every post you can hitch your faith on,
Is a pie in the sky,
Chock full of lies,
A tool we devise,
To make sinking stones fly,

And still to come,
The worst part and you know it,
There is a numbness,
In your heart and it's growing.

anorexia nervosa

so the new showbread albums "anorexia" and "nervosa" come out today, i wont be able to hear them till i hang out with hector again. im really excited seeing how showbread is one of my favorite bands, and i thought there would never be a new album since josh dies(singer) went of and did crappy solo junk. im going to see them the 29th with hector and joey
you should go too, it will be awesome. so as for my regular everyday life nothing much has been up. school is almost out, and im excited for that. the last 3 weeks it has been freezing(and by that i mean like 68 degrees) but its still kinda weird seeing how its may and im in the middle of the desert. besides the weather ive also noticed that im a pathological liar. i lie for no reason. i lie and don't notice it. then i have to lie again to cover up the lie about the lie

im a horrible person and should be medicated

kthxbai

A Buh Buh Buh

hello again children, I am blogging right now because im bored. not much exciting happened i pretty much just stayed at home and talked to my friend rebecca every day. one fun thing that i did do was as i was walking down the street to subway i ran into my friend the sasquatche. he said that evil clowns were taking over his forest. i helped him kill said clowns and he bestowed upon me an amulet containing the spirit of the forest. but besides that it was all kinda bland and boring

stupid people full of stupid stupidity

so this weekend i went to the mall with joey AKA jac, but the real reason i went was to see one of my best friends ever nicole, i havent seen nicole in over 5 months and i was really looking forward to it. so everything was planned out, we were totally prepared. i called her the night before and she said that she couldent go because she was sick. i was heartbroken. so we still went to the mall, it was alright we ate pretzels and hung out at the arcade for a while but something was missing

needless to say i was quite let down

thats all i have to say at the moment

good bye

p.s. i love you

Reputations

so in recent days i've come to realize that i've gained the reputation of the guy who's loud, overenthusiastic and cant take anything seriously. and i really don't like it just because thats the mood most people see me in doesn't mean anything. i have the same crap as everyone else and i can act like everyone else, but i choose not to because by me not being a jerk to everyone or being all depressed and crap i can make this world a little bit better. and if you'd rather just label me then go ahead, but it really doesn't matter to me what you have to say


On a lighter note:

Waffles

April Fools

so april first is upon us again a day when its tradition to play prank on friends and share in marryment but i think that april fools day has become something much different then what it once was its no longer about fun its about lies and rick rolling people

i hate you rick astley......I HATE YOU!!

jeez i suck

ok so my last blog was about how i was sorry for not blogging for a while and then this one is like what a month later, man i really failed you guys. im not really sure if anyone wants to listen to my rants and rave and if people don't post comments all the time then i get discouraged and don't blog for like a week. but since kris wants me to blog i will. so basically life has been going on just as i assumed boring and boring nothing really exciting has happened in the last month or two. i asked FNG out (im not sure if i ever explained this really but FNG stands for funny nose girl aka Samantha who for a while was my object of affection the reason shes is called funny nose girl is because when i would describe her to my friends i would say "shes the girl with the funny nose) she said she wasn't looking for a boyfriend but i had heard that enough to know that what she really meant was "im not looking for a boyfriend that looks like you". besides that not much has really gone on, i lead a very boring and predictable life for how spontaneous and random i am.


Randy's Random Rant of The Week: the fact that they are replacing sand in playgrounds with wood chips

i know the reasons they do it, its cheaper, the cats don't poo in it. but isn't the reason for putting padding like that in the playgrounds so when you fall you don't get hurt as much but wood chips don't do that at all, in fact not only does it hurt to fall on them but you get splinters and crap in your shoes, and there have been tons of times that it gets so hot that the wood chips burst into flames. so you decide, would you rather have you son step in poo or get his flesh burned off

the end

love randy green