ok so my last blog was about how i was sorry for not blogging for a while and then this one is like what a month later, man i really failed you guys. im not really sure if anyone wants to listen to my rants and rave and if people don't post comments all the time then i get discouraged and don't blog for like a week. but since kris wants me to blog i will. so basically life has been going on just as i assumed boring and boring nothing really exciting has happened in the last month or two. i asked FNG out (im not sure if i ever explained this really but FNG stands for funny nose girl aka Samantha who for a while was my object of affection the reason shes is called funny nose girl is because when i would describe her to my friends i would say "shes the girl with the funny nose) she said she wasn't looking for a boyfriend but i had heard that enough to know that what she really meant was "im not looking for a boyfriend that looks like you". besides that not much has really gone on, i lead a very boring and predictable life for how spontaneous and random i am.
Randy's Random Rant of The Week: the fact that they are replacing sand in playgrounds with wood chips
i know the reasons they do it, its cheaper, the cats don't poo in it. but isn't the reason for putting padding like that in the playgrounds so when you fall you don't get hurt as much but wood chips don't do that at all, in fact not only does it hurt to fall on them but you get splinters and crap in your shoes, and there have been tons of times that it gets so hot that the wood chips burst into flames. so you decide, would you rather have you son step in poo or get his flesh burned off
the end
love randy green
8 comments:
this is quite easily the greatest blog post of all time. amen to that FNG girl, that is exactly what she means. But it's not only about looks, there is a whole status system. If you had a nice car, she would probably be looking for a boyfriend.
that is mean, not all girls are like that. maybe she just is really not looking for a boyfriend
idk about that cause she used too tell me all the time about some guy she wanted to ask out
so im pretty sure she wanted a boyfriend just not me
she could have just said no it makes her seem like less of a female dog
If I was the woodchips under your playground, I promise not to burst into flames if you know what I mean.
no i don't follow
randy green keep making posts!
you're just too sexy for any of the glendora girls. you intimidate them.
yea that must be it
maybe i should try the girl from the video store bye joeys
she's bad and i know it
no randy green i think you should go after jesus
thats okay
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